kaizilla:

“Rihanna uses double team!”

“Rihanna’s evasiveness rose!”

wheelcher2:

my mom told me that when she was pregnant with me, she thought she was having a boy, so she bought all baby boy stuff and when she gave birth it was girl because i had my thumb near my vagina and they thought it was a penis on the ultrasound whoops i’m such a little rascal 

aprilsdwyer:

Michael Scott: the ultimate Jim/Pam shipper.

opama:

will i ever have…. all the butts….  

opama:

“reblogg if…”

opama:

will i hit 17k or post limit first more at 11

opama:

EVERYONE KEEPS LIKING MY POST BUT NOT REBLOGGING THEM AND MAKING ME FAMOUS 

opama:

just you try to fucking stop me

ruinedchildhood:

opama:

quality of text post over the night is like a place crash story

starts ok

gets better

nice and calm

ooh little turbulence ok its fine

ok fuck

AISFOHIFSDIUQBWOIGHWQUGVQUAH 9UWEHGUIHWGE 

opama:

will i ever have…. all the butts….  

opama:

OMFG I WAS GOING THRIOUGH MY OLD PHOTOS ABD I FOUND THIS ONE OF MY FRINED IN BUSINESS CLASS I AM CRYING EIURHQIHA s ehuwuqhfu qwfeu

opama:

ooooh new note i wonder who it could be from!!!!

dietchola liked your post… 

opama:

burtn2acrisp?

more like, belongs-in-the-trash

opama:

HEE LOOKS TOO CLEANN SHAVINN TO MEHHH