HEY whatsup, my name’s chris, im tumblr famous and gay, so follow me ya? (im not actually tumblr famous).http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/Tumblr (3.0; @urbantitfitters)http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77c5af14b54e3a99b0d1c47e3753773c/tumblr_mmrnrq1she1qboh3do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nihilisticc.tumblr.com/post/50390599489/so-my-parents-just-found-out-about-my-fourteen" target="_blank">nihilisticc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434302998http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434302998Tue, 14 May 2013 11:51:00 -0700laugh-addict: When you see someone you hate is having a bad day <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/48056128144/when-you-see-someone-you-hate-is-having-a-bad-day" target="_blank">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>When you see someone you hate is having a bad day</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0g8l0MCW1r8xqs5.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434247765http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434247765Tue, 14 May 2013 11:50:04 -0700foodnun: WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE B*** I...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/402ad62a43399dff66f213f2aba6773a/tumblr_mmrgxtIUdC1qf5p7eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodnun.tumblr.com/post/50378655818" target="_blank">foodnun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE B*** I WILL THROW AFRICA AT YOU B****</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434225009http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434225009Tue, 14 May 2013 11:49:41 -0700ashbensos: who the fuck designed this though like how am I now...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8akttCHgQ1qejb7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashbensos.tumblr.com/post/28772683647" target="_blank">ashbensos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who the fuck designed this though</p> <p>like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434189030http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434189030Tue, 14 May 2013 11:49:04 -0700I hate my friends<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwillmindfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/50416462141/i-hate-my-friends" target="_blank">iwillmindfuckyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunaticphan.tumblr.com/post/50250765467/i-hate-my-friends" target="_blank">lunaticphan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8711805f13aada6bd9ba2190f753312a/tumblr_inline_mmooc31nqv1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><strong>But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. </strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce9b84d31349eeb74dcea9722ce48a25/tumblr_inline_mmooct2Q5r1qz4rgp.png"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/382827367a39c19a3cc99aea0b60f64c/tumblr_inline_mmooczubtx1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><em>Cry</em></p> </blockquote> <p>your friends are keepers</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434148391http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434148391Tue, 14 May 2013 11:48:24 -0700despookinator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://despookinator.tumblr.com/post/33063701046" target="_blank">despookinator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434117960http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434117960Tue, 14 May 2013 11:47:52 -0700theatomicboom: manfurarm: nevver: Ladybird Mimic...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lqz1SOhp1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatomicboom.tumblr.com/post/50385482384" target="_blank">theatomicboom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manfurarm.tumblr.com/post/26620014115/nevver-ladybird-mimic-spider-fucking" target="_blank">manfurarm</a><span>:</span></p> <div> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/26441608082/ladybird-mimic-spider" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2012/07/03/ladybug-mimic-spider/" target="_blank">Ladybird Mimic Spider</a></p> </div> </blockquote> <p><span> </span><span id="post_tags_wrapper_26619778157"><span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_26619778157"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/fucking-spiders-man" target="_blank">#fucking spiders man</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ANYTHING-could-be-a-spider" target="_blank">#ANYTHING could be a spider</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you-reach-into-your-fridge-and-pull-out-a-popsicle-SURPRISE-IT%27S-ACTUALLY-A-FUCKING-POPSICLE-SPIDER" target="_blank">#you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you%27re-walking-down-the-street-and-a-hydrant-tackles-you-GUESS-WHAT-COCKSUCKER" target="_blank">#you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/HYDRANT-SPIDER" target="_blank">#HYDRANT SPIDER</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/you-reach-out-in-the-dark-and-flip-on-a-light-switch-AND-YOU%27RE-FUCKED-IT-WAS-A-LIGHT-SWITCH-SPIDER" target="_blank">#you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/YOU-JUST-GAVE-A-LIGHT-SWITCH-SPIDER-A-FUCKDAMN-HANDJOB" target="_blank">#YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/NICE-GOING-YOU-SKETCHASS-ARACHNOFONDLER" target="_blank">#NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER</a></span></span></p> </div> </blockquote> </div> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434057890http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434057890Tue, 14 May 2013 11:46:51 -0700adolphinhitler: Welcome to my school  <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a8ce956ef3e6633090baed9c15ec03c/tumblr_mmihp57d531rqgifyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adolphinhitler.tumblr.com/post/49988010953/welcome-to-my-school" target="_blank">adolphinhitler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Welcome to my school </p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434010708http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50434010708Tue, 14 May 2013 11:46:06 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/397c2cc28b7de8610e2315fbc800eb5c/tumblr_mm3zsnH0j51r0wpnao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433966745http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433966745Tue, 14 May 2013 11:45:21 -0700thatsmoderatelyraven: Can we just talk about this<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f8050129eeecabea334b047c87aeaf7/tumblr_mmslppFQMC1qb6v7mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thatsmoderatelyraven.tumblr.com/post/50421060459" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatsmoderatelyraven</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Can we just talk about this</p></blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433954518http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433954518Tue, 14 May 2013 11:45:09 -0700thatsmoderatelyraven: Most Likely To Tweet It<p><a href="http://thatsmoderatelyraven.tumblr.com/post/50421166580" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatsmoderatelyraven</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Most Likely To Tweet It</p></blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433930247http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433930247Tue, 14 May 2013 11:44:44 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdc70b7e88e493355e86cc14a43a9534/tumblr_mm7hkg0cxb1s7el92o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433809035http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433809035Tue, 14 May 2013 11:42:44 -0700thunderwear: I FEEL LIKE THE WIND GOT KNOCKED OUT OF ME <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e85f48f7c22572a17458692ccff40bec/tumblr_mhzrrgjWRY1rxhvabo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thunderwear.tumblr.com/post/42881540454/i-feel-like-the-wind-got-knocked-out-of-me" target="_blank">thunderwear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FEEL LIKE THE WIND GOT KNOCKED OUT OF ME</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433709086http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433709086Tue, 14 May 2013 11:40:59 -0700heyfunniest: sims in real life <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0b5xzs9x1r4zlnbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/49401369923" target="_blank">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sims in real life</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433684405http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433684405Tue, 14 May 2013 11:40:34 -0700chelsdamelsp: Asking the real questions <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/061817c969e7ac1406090587c8b5f8a0/tumblr_mmq43zrRjZ1rh3yq2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chelsdamelsp.tumblr.com/post/50326492069/asking-the-real-questions" target="_blank">chelsdamelsp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Asking the real questions</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433648580http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433648580Tue, 14 May 2013 11:39:59 -0700necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’ <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://necrophilic.tumblr.com/post/44748604206" target="_blank">necrophilic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when ur being dramatic for <span>humorous</span> effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/179bc5cc6d773392f9cc496b9d4cf91b/tumblr_inline_mj9nnkIQSh1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433558395http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433558395Tue, 14 May 2013 11:38:25 -0700splinteryourspine: incredible <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea8e37114d980b367f119ea32aff8e43/tumblr_mm88vnREqG1qcgrfzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://splinteryourspine.tumblr.com/post/49513994945/incredible" target="_blank">splinteryourspine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>incredible</p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433550856http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433550856Tue, 14 May 2013 11:38:17 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06e7aa536f0b107f09cde45a5f382eda/tumblr_mmsehl0B1N1qmhiz7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433526165http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433526165Tue, 14 May 2013 11:37:50 -0700sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sabrinagrimm.tumblr.com/post/50412817202" target="_blank">sabrinagrimm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sabrinagrimm.tumblr.com/post/50403898101" target="_blank">sabrinagrimm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/39580c1fc7768d6dec95ac3fe9fd1bba/tumblr_inline_mmsbfhDhAm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b7313e4502615172b49e0ab263df83b4/tumblr_inline_mmsbfojs4T1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0c38b237ac928823aaefe2977d65da8d/tumblr_inline_mmsbfuXkrv1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433365880http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433365880Tue, 14 May 2013 11:35:03 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/784d98dd178e91f09f7a9c9e56b586d0/tumblr_mmssa6RjYh1r0ir1xo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/808ec94a205101447e816393b331592e/tumblr_mmssa6RjYh1r0ir1xo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5185526a648b6e17957bb096c2854925/tumblr_mmssa6RjYh1r0ir1xo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9437aee8ca88da775a7799c636602b7a/tumblr_mmssa6RjYh1r0ir1xo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebd69aa9ace4a5e3c3989427dbe6472b/tumblr_mmssa6RjYh1r0ir1xo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433324919http://urbantitfitters.tumblr.com/post/50433324919Tue, 14 May 2013 11:34:21 -0700