necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

splinteryourspine:

incredible

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

bluepikmin:

blaze it

burgrs:

pitycomes2late:

burgrs:

when ur at ur friends house helping them put away the dishes 

*you’re *your

cliterallysame:

smize

zaynrand:

IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

meanplastic:

gotta keep an eye out for selener