So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
When you see someone you hate is having a bad day
WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE B*** I WILL THROW AFRICA AT YOU B****
who the fuck designed this though
like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
your friends are keepers
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
Welcome to my school
Can we just talk about this
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I FEEL LIKE THE WIND GOT KNOCKED OUT OF ME
sims in real life
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